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MISS USA GETS REVENGE AGAINST MEXICO–VIA U.S. SOCCER

June 26, 2007 · Leave a Comment

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Last month when Rachel Smith, the reigning Miss USA, was last in Mexico she was unmercifully booed at the Miss Universe pageant. If that wasn’t embarrassing enough, she also fell on her ass when her high heels got caught up in her evening gown. Because beauty queens have to behave themselves these days (thanks a lot Tara Conner) she had to be a little creative in order to avenge her humiliating Mexico City experience.

So who stood up to defend her honor? Yeah, that’s right, the U.S. Men’s soccer team.

See revenge unfold in this behind-the-scenes video from Sunday’s Gold Cup final. It features pep talks, locker room celebrations and the hottest member of Uncle Sam’s Army, Miss Smith, cheering on her country with a few lucky, non-playing American squad members.

I’m not sure if our Miss USA, who happens to have been born in Panama and is fluent in Spanish, knows anything about the world game, but I hope she felt slightly vindicated. Well done, boys!

Categories: AMAZING VIDEO · GOLD CUP · USA

COPA AMERICA: HATING ON THE U.S. ALREADY

June 26, 2007 · 1 Comment

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The U.S. soccer team has to be one of the most hated national sides in the world. That’s saying a lot considering we’ve never really won anything of any significance. And now three days before taking on Argentina in the Copa America, the venom is already oozing like an open sore.

What is it that’s pissing everyone off? Well, according to Goal.com, the Argentines are infuriated by U.S. “bigheadedness”. Apparently, they’re upset with the American soccer media (what media??) over-hyping the Red, White and Blue squad and with the U.S. Federation fielding a ‘B’ team for the tournament, believing that it shows that they don’t take them seriously.

Argentina–lighten up! I don’t think there’s an true American soccer fan out there that thinks that the U.S. has a chance against any of the South American giants. If the U.S. beats Argentina on Thursday with the team they’re fielding, it’ll forever be known as the Miracle On Grass. Winning The Gold Cup (an inferior international tournament, in my opinion) was nice, but if anyone involved with American soccer believes that they’re now world beaters has had too many pints of Quilmes.

Of course, you don’t even have to be on Bob Bradley’s squad to be loathed. Today the U.S. State department advised their citizens traveling to Venezuela for the Copa America to be aware of “security concerns”.

Consider yourselves warned:

“U.S. citizens contemplating travel to Venezuela should carefully consider the risks to their safety and security. Violent crime, including … kidnappings, has increased in Venezuela, particularly in major cities and along the border with Colombia. In Caracas, violent crime has become an everyday occurrence. ..

“The murder rate in Caracas is one of the highest in Latin America. Carjackings are frequent and often result in murder. Armed robberies occur in broad daylight throughout the city, including areas generally presumed safe and frequented by tourists. Americans planning to travel to Venezuela for Copa America should be aware of uncertainties in availability of tickets for the games, an issue which has sparked local protests.”

Ummm…I think I’ll catch it on TV.

Categories: ARGENTINA · COPA AMERICA · GOLD CUP · USA

USA WIN–CANADA ROBBED

June 22, 2007 · 4 Comments

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At the end of this one I was expecting to see a drunken Canadian fan try to run on the field so he could knock out the ref, Denmark style. Well, that didn’t happen…but who’s to say it wouldn’t have been deserved!

The U.S. controversially defeated a tough Canadian side 2-1 tonight, but if it wasn’t for a horrible offsides ruling four minutes into 2nd half extra time, we might have been talking about a Maple Leaf upset.

Here’s what went down: With just about a minute remaining in extra time, Canada was pushing up the field on one of its last rushes of the game. They forwarded a ball toward the middle of the penalty area where a group of U.S. defenders and Canadian striker Atiba Hutchinson vied for possession. Fullback Oguchi Onyewu’s got a head to it first but played it slightly behind him, landing right on the foot of Hutchinson. He went in alone and slid it past a sprawled Kasey Keller, into the back of the net.

Glory for Canada, eh? Nope. Mexican referee Benito Archundia, immediately waved it off and, shockingly, the line judge agreed, inciting arguing fits from the Canadian players. About a minute later it was all over and you couldn’t help but feel bad for the Canucks.

The U.S. wasn’t great, but played better than they did against Panama. All in all, they did just enough to win. In the early minutes, you got a sense that they weren’t taking their northern neighboors very seriously. Canada was winning the early balls and continued to until U.S. midfielder Frankie Hejduk scored a lucky goal off the post from the top of the box in the 39th minute, putting the them up 1-0.

Hejduk’s goal was the wake up call the Americans needed as they dominated for much of the rest of the half. Right before the break DeMarcus Beasley won a penalty after Canadian goalie Pat Onstad clipped his legs on a 50/50 loose ball to the right of his net. Landon Donovon took the kick and put it away for his 3rd goal of the tournament.

Canada got one back in the 76th minute from substitute Ian Hume making the last 10 minutes interesting–especially when Michael Bradley, a.k.a. the U.S. coach’ son, got red carded in the 89′th. The football wasn’t particularly pretty, but in the end the Americans got it done, albeit with little help from the ref.

So, it’s the U.S. and most likely Mexico (I don’t think anyone’s giving Guadalupe a chance tonight) in the Gold Cup final, which is basically the matchup everyone wanted from the beginning. The Americans have to tighten up considerably on defense if they expect to have a chance. They’ll be without Hejduk (suspended for too many yellows) and Bradley (suspended for tonight’s red) so head coach Bob Bradley has some thinking to do before Sunday’s final.

Some other notes:

  • Congrats to Kasey Keller for earning his 100th cap tonight. It’ll be interesting if Bradley sticks him him or goes back to Tim Howard in the final
  • Canada has not beaten the United States since 1985.
  • This was Hejduk’ first goal in nearly 7 years

Categories: CANADA · GOLD CUP · USA

USA/CANADA APPETIZER–DROPPING A DEUCE

June 21, 2007 · Leave a Comment

In lieu of today’s Gold Cup semi-final between the U.S. and Canada, I thought I’d dust off Clint Dempey’s hip hop debut, “Don’t Tread”, featuring Houston rapper Big Hawk. Dempsey, a.k.a. The Deuce, recorded this for a Nike advertising campaign last year before the World Cup. The musical quality is pretty much on par for athelete/M.C.’s but I give him props for dedicating it to his eldest sister, Jennifer, who died tragically of a brain aneurysm in 1995.

Categories: FOOTBALL SONGS · GOLD CUP · NIKE · USA

NOTABLE NEWS AND NOTES

June 21, 2007 · Leave a Comment

  • The situation at Manchester City sounds like a big mess. Exiled former Thai Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra is trying to buy the team but the Thai government is freezing all of his assets. Now Sven-Goran Eriksson is rumored to be their next coach. Oh boy. (soccernet.com)
  • Who knew the fans from Eintracht Frankfurt were so intense? Here’s an amazing video of good, ol’ fashioned stimmung von Deutschland. (via pitchinvasion.net)
  • Congrats to Real Madrid for their first title in 4 years. Here a compilation of their top 10 goals of ‘06/’07. (footytube.com)
  • A Gold Cup USA/Canada preview (Goal.com)
  • Top 10 rudest footballer names (Who Ate All The Pies)
  • The worst free kick you’ll ever see a pro player take (Who Ate All The Pies)

Categories: AMAZING VIDEO · CANADA · FUNNY · GOLD CUP · REAL MADRID · USA